My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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