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If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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