wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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