how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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