If that was your dad, he is hot
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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