The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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