We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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