Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
3pm strippers are depressing
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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