Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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