I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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