The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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