piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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