Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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