Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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