i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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