Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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