Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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