it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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