I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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