I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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