chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Found your dick twin last night
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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