that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Too much gin, very little bucket
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This is my gift to your gina
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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