Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
tell me about the eggs
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
