After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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