wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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