Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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