But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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