dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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