How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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