Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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