Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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