Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
