Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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