Betty ford says i'm here all night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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