Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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