So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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