So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
