My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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