You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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