i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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