the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
