Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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