I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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