Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think your dad took our porno
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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