Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just blew my weed a kiss
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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