evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I want to walk on stilts...naked
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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