It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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