he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We need to get me chipped asap
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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