Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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