What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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