I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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