Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're so nebulous sometimes
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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