thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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