batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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