You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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